Grasshopper mouse (Onychomys sp.) howling, in case anybody thought I was kidding about that whole thing.
(Here’s a longer video with some astonishingly bad narration if you want a mouse vs. centipede fight followed by some adorable mouse-parent bonding.)
Usually when rodents are described as carnivorous, they’re more insectivorous, with their ‘meat’ needs met by eating bugs and spiders and similar invertebrates. Grasshopper mice are way more likely to go for proper meat, and they’ve developed the hunting instincts and territoriality to go with that sort of predation-dependent diet.
a tiny tiny howling is what I am here for
The single most delightful implication of Dashcon is that now somebody is going to inevitably have to explain to a lawyer, probably several lawyers, and in turn, possibly an entire courtroom, what fandom is, what tumblr is, and all the ins and outs related to them.
i would watch that episode of law and order
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london
THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-
Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians
"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says
"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says
"Man up," the strong female character says
"Shut the fuck up," I whisper
#stop using my gender as an insult