Welcome to it

Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: rigginsrigs, via wheresyourmoose)

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

(Source: castiel-is-falling, via heyfunniest)

By deansgayangelman

Take my breath away, Steal away the day
The waves are crushing me, But I long to be free
I never will forget, The green that my eyes met
Take all of my blue, And spin it around you
Ice meets the heat, When our bodies meet
Bright warmth flowing in between, The love that is unseen
Mother sea protect me, In his arms I will be
Scales going dry, But my heart will make me fly…!

Let the waves crash over me, I must pray to believe 
That this is happening, I know that he hears my pleas
Mother sea protect me!, I don’t know where I belong
I’m lost in a harbor fog, But he is all I see
I never want to lose that heat, Heart beat echoing
But I’m miles away from home, And the kisses are so sweet
Wrap me up and take me home, That’s what I wanted all alone
Swimming free in mother sea, But now his arms protect me

All I want is my home
In the blue
Where I roam
Take me back to the sea
With him right beside me

But I know I will stay
In this world it’s okay
Mother sea is part of me
But now so is that green

Take my body
Take my soul
Life is changing
Never let me go

I understand
What my heart commands
It’s breaking me down
But I will take a stand

The choices that will be
In the end will set me free
But only if I’m not alone
Only if he takes me home

Into the world that he lives
And the ocean I will give
A tiny piece into him
Where my heart will always swim…!

All I want is my home
In the blue
Where I roam
Take me back to the sea
With him right beside me

But I know I will stay
In this world it’s okay
Mother sea is part of me
But now so is that green

(via riseofthefallenone)

Things you do not have to feel guilty about

becky-fitness:

  • Saying no sometimes
  • Wanting to be alone sometimes
  • Saying no to sex
  • Saying yes to sex
  • Not being sure about your life career
  • Deciding to study instead of going out
  • Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
  • Ending a relationship that is hurting you
  • Not liking the things everyone else likes

(via ichigaou)

get-sherlock-s-arse:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.

(Source: vimeo.com, via let-me-touch-it)

AU Meme: Dean/Cas 1940s AU

“Of all the bars in all the world, you walked into mine.”

(Source: jennycockles, via riseofthefallenone)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via heysammy)

gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness! 

(via heysammy)

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

(via falenn)

expelliarmus:

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

(via myvoluptuouswormstache)